America's Least Wanted

Ugly Kid Joe America's Least Wanted Lyrics
1.Everything About You

Lyricist:William Crane, Klaus Eichstadt

I hate the rain and sunny weather
And I, I hate beach and mountains too
And I don't like a thing about the city, no no
And I, I, I hate the countryside too

And I hate everything about you
Everything about you

And I don't like a thing about your mother
And I, I hate your daddy's guts too
And I don't like a thing about your sister, no no
'Cause I, I, I think sex is overrated too

And I, get sick when I'm around
I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you, everything about you
Everything about you, everything about you

Some say I've got a bad attitude
But that don't change the way I feel about you
And if you think this might be bringing me down
Look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown

Well I don't really care about your sister
Fuck the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her
One thing that I did to your lady
I put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe

I know, you know, everybody knows
The way it comes, the way it's gonna go
You think it's sad, well that's too bad
'Cause I'm havin' a ball hatin' every little thing about you

Everything about you, everything about
I get sick when I'm around
I can't stand to be around
I hate everything about you


2.Cat's in the Cradle

Lyricist:Harry F. Chapin, Sandra Campbell Chapin

My child arrived just the other day, came to the world in the
usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
He was talkin' 'fore I knew it and as he grew he said
'I'm gonna be like you, dad, you know I'm gonna be like you'

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home? Son, I don't know when
We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then'

Well, my son turned ten just the other day
He said, 'Thanks for the ball, dad come on, let's play
Could you teach me to throw?' I said, 'Not today, I got a lot to
do'
He said, 'That's okay', And he, he walked away
And he smiled and he said, 'You know, I'm gonna be like him,
yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him'

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home? Son, I don't know when
We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
'I'm proud of you, could you sit for a while?'
He shook his head and he said with a smile
'What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?'

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home? Son, I don't know when
We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day, 'I'd like to see you, if you
don't mind'
He said, 'I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talkin' to you, dad, it's been sure nice
talkin' to you'

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me, my boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home? Son, I don't know when
We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home? Son, I don't know when
We'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then


3.Don't Go

Lyricist:Whitfield Crane, Eric Phillips

This time, this time I love you
Last time, last time I hate you
Next time, I need you
Baby please me don't go

Remember when I met you
School dress on
I never could forget you
And baby now you're gone

I'm goin' around, around today
Just tryin' to find the truth
It doesn't really matter anyway
When I'm living without you

This time, this time I love you
Last time, last time I hate you
Next time, I need you
Baby please don't go

I said come on little darlin'
Baby don't you see?
I'd never do you harmin', no
It's just you and me, yeah

I'm on the corner right now
Waitin' for your love
You better make your choice now
Before a push comes to a shove

Yeah, things seem kinda different
It ain't the way it was
Remember what your Mama said
The bond that lies in us

This time, this time I love you
Last time, last time I hate you
Next time, I need you
Baby please don't go

This time, this time I love you
Last time, the last time I hate you
Next time, yeah I need you
Baby please don't go

I'm by the phone, I'm all alone
Just waitin' and a prayin' that maybe you'll call
I gotta know right now, should I stay around, should I stay a
while
Should I stand here cryin' or baby should I fly, yeah, yeah

Oh come on darlin', don't you see and don't you know
I gotta have your lovin', baby now now I'll never let ya go
I'm lookin' round and round, tryin' to find that girl of mine
She's so far away and I am cryin' baby

This time, last time, next time
This time, last time, next time
This time, last time


4.Mr. Recordman

Lyricist:Willie Nelson

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am?
Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can?

I've taken a likin' to your game
I think we all, we feel the same
Is this a dream or is it real?
You say you want to cut a deal

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am?
Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can?

Don't need much time to think about
I'm sure that you have got the clout
I only hope that you're my friend
And stand by me until the end

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am?
Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can?

Sell a lot of records and tour 'round the world
Make a lot of money and meet lots of girls
Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can?

It sounds like music to my ears
I've dreamed of this for many years

To sell a lot of records and tour round the world
Make a lot of money and meet lots of girls
Have a lot of fun and hang with my bros
'Cause these boys and this band is all I know

Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am?
Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can?

If not for the money and not for the show
Are you here for me or here for the dough?

Mr. Recordman, do you really give a dam?
Mr. Recordman, do you really think I can?
Mr. Recordman


5.Neighbor

Sittin in your front yard, drinkin lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think youve got it made
But you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family
Im movin in, right next door, wont you welcome me?
Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I didn't ruin your day
Wont you be my neighbor?

I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas
My kids a punk, and Im a drunk, this Im sure you'll see
Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery
Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed
Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could I surely would
Invite you in and say
Wont you be my neighbor?
Wont you be my neighbor?
Wont you be my neighbor?
Wont you be my neighbor?

Cmon I don't think you'll find
A place to live in peace of mind
Youre gonna live in misery
When you're livin next to me
Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah
Wont you be my, wont you be my funky(fuckin) neighbor?

Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah Im a joke
I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa
And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa
Now I know just what you're thinkin
It could be out n you're drinkin
So don't you knock it until you try it
It could be you in a little while
I hope I didn't ruin your day

Cool ending bit
Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I dig your wife, she sure is good
Its a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha


6.Goddamn Devil

Rape, d.u.i., assult and battery
These are things that will bring you to me
Murder and theft and all of the above
You can bet your life I know what you're thinking of
Ive takin you and I'll take your friends
Don't worry, well all meet in the end
Cause lifes a bitch and then you die
Trust me baby cause I don't lie

Im the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
Im the goddamn devil and I do it for free

I know the story about your life
If you killed your brother or you beat your wife
And I am here to punish you
You can't fool me cause I aint no fool
The time has come to say goodbye
The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie
There will be torture and there will be pain
Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames.

Im the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
Im the goddamn devil, satan if you please
Im the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
Im the goddamn devil, and I do it for free

I don't care about you, don't care about your life
Don't care about your children or about your wife
Im here to do my job so if you broke the law
Youre checking in with me
But you can never leave....

There's one way out if you dare
Well make a deal, you'll grow your hell
As satans child you'll start a band
And spread the word across the land

Im the goddamn devil, this job pleases me
Im the goddamn devil, satan if you please
Im the goddamn devil, better believe in me (only me)
Im the goddamn devil!


7.Come Tomorrow

About the time Im eight years old
I met the devil, kept my soul
Walkin out on lakes of fire and Im gone
Walkin in a wonderland
And I don't really understand
The place Im comin to right now today

Chorus
Come tomorrow, you could see the light
Come tomorrow, break it right down to the place you were before

Fifteen years on down the line
I guess you'd say Im doin fine
Wandering down that same old road again
Walkin in a wonderland
But alice doesnt't't understand
The place she's comin to right now today

Chorus

On your knees, you'll be begging me please
As you feel the disease
Youre going down again tonight

See me runnin, watch me fall
I guess you'd say Ive finally found my own,
See me cryin and wonder why
I guess you'd say it's time to die today

Chorus


8.Panhandlin' Prince

Sittin on a rusty park bench baby
Not much else to do
Smoke cigarettes and rink my mickeys
Fine malt liquor brew
As I start drinkin and I start thinkin
That death is on my side
If my heart stopped beatin, the street kept reekin
That's suicide.... that's right!

I grew up in the inner city
A dark part of this town
Just another innocent backwoods victim
Society like to put down
You can call me a boozer, or call me a loser
It really doesnt't't matter to me
I got a bench for snoozin, some sauce to keep boozin
That's all I neeed

Chorus
I keep it comin, sometimes I don't know why
Im gonna do it til the day I die

Consider me the duke as I dine in your dumpster
Unsanitary engineer
Baron of the bench the panhandlin master
Well, Im pullin twenty gs a year
I know it aint much but at least Im in touch, yeah
With reality
And I wouldn't trade no places to be in rat races
No siree!

Chorus

Yo, mr. trump, can I ask you a question
You got some spare change for me sucker?
Cause Im down and out and there aint no doubt
That I am here to stay

Yeah you see me lyin with my brothers
In the gutter with my paper bag in hand
Yeah the streets are cold but at least
There's soul and that's all I need!

Youll take away my peace of mind
Youll leave me there to rot and die
But look again, my careless friend
The world you live is just a lie
Its a give and take, the more the fake
The more the pain, the more you lose
Live your life, don't take no sides
Nseize the day and drink your booze!


9.Busy Bee

Everybodys alright with me
Possibly you'll disagree
Busy bee watch the world go by

Everybodys alright with me
That's just the way I choose to be
Everybodys on my mind
Cant sit aside and watch this world go by
That aint me

Chorus x2
Busy bee watch the world go by

Everybody does their time
The people walk in crooked lines
Everybodys got their choice
But often we don't use our voice

Chorus x4

Busy bee watch the world go by
How could you be so blind?
Some people they just aint satisfied
Watch the world go by

I always hear the school bell ring
Let the children dance and sing
Just let us find what's been lost
So many people get torn and tossed away

Chorus x3

World go bye x3
Watch the world go bye x3

Nice ending bit
Everybodys alright with me


10.So Damn Cool

I wanna know, why the people are everywhere... and...
I wanna know, where to go if I get scared... and...
I wanna be, in a place where no one cares, and...

I, i, I wanna know you!
Cause you're so damn cool!
Yeah, you're so damn cool!

I wanna feel like Im floatin in the air... and...
I wanna know if the sunss gonna bleach my hair... and
I wanna know why lifes so unfair and...

I wanna know you!
Because you're so damn cool!
Yeah, you're so damn cool!

Who knows what Im feelin inside of me!
And who knows if Im feelin all right!
Who knows what Im feelin inside of me
Who knows what is runnin around in my brain

Now that Im done and I seen it
And don't think that Im tryin to complain
Don't think Im lyin cause I mean it
N all you people out there don't look at me to lay
All of your blame cause you need me
And you want me to go down
In flames with the rest
But Im so sick of denyin
What is runnin around in my brain


11.Same Side

It doesnt't't matter who you are
Or what you're gonna be
People from all walks of life
You gotta have diversity
Were all in this together
And together we shall be
You gotta be a friendly neighbor
If you're gonna live next to me
Were all

Livin on the same side
Same side of town
Walkin down the same streets
The streets that are all around

You could be my brother
Or you could be my friend
But don't turn your back on me
Cause well be here til the end
Yeah, were all in this together
And we all have that dream
To live in perfect harmony
Like a family that's the scene
Yeah, were all...

Livin on the same side
Same side of town
Walkin down the same streets
The streets that are all around
Livin on the same side
Same side of town
Shufflin to the same beat
The beat that's all around

Stumblin down on d.p., keggers all around,
Laughin at the police as they try to take us down
Hangin with each other, yeah hangin with our bros
We all love one another, from our heads down to our toes


12.I'll Keep Tryin'

If I had the time and lotsa money
The I'd take you round the world
N if I had a dime for every penny
Then I'd buy you diamonds girl
You don't even know how much I love you
And how much I wanna be...
Your knight in shining armor, yeah, baby
That's good enough for me...

Chorus
And I'll keep tryin
Yeah I'll keep tryin, to make you mine
...mine all mine
I hope you're buyin, I hope you're buyin
All of my lines

Now if I was the king and had a castle
Then you'd surely be my queen
We would live up in the tallest tower
And we rarely would be seen
You don't even know how much I need you
And how much you mean to me
Im dog without a bone hear me cryin
And it's time for you to see that...

Chorus


13.Madman ('92 Remix)

Disneyland is the place to be, c'mon baby, just you and me
Hand in hand, to Disneyland, we go ! Not slow
Happiest place, in the world until a madman grabs a girl
Hand in hand, with the madman she goes - Oh oh
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland
Come here little girl if you wanna see
Peter Pan's Magic Flight on L.S.D.
Up and down, all around, we go - Whoa oh
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland (in Disneyland)
Madman is loose in Disneyland
He's back here by popular demand
Madman is loose in Disneyland
He'll take no lip but he'll take your head
Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live
I sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse
I'm a killer in disguise
You could run, you could hide
But you ain't gettin' away 'cause I got you in my sight
Axe wieldin', child stealin'
I'm a mad mother, And I'm loose
have you heard the news, madman sure is loose
Got you by the noose, have his way with you
Nothin' you can do, headlines in the news
Madman sure is loose, in Disneyland
Disneyland is the place to be, in California
by the sea
Sunny day, well A.O.K., for now, and how
Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin'
madman is loose... in Disneyland (in Disneyland)